Abby & Tony

Abigail Sciuto, Anthony DiNozzo
Lyrics by Disney: Dumbo’s Pink Elephants on Parade

Abby calls Tony for a ride home after one drink to many

Pink Elephants

Look out! Look out!
Pink elephants on parade
Here they come!
Hippety hoppety
They’re here and there
Pink elephants everywhere

“Ooohhhh, Tony, I don’t feel so good.”
“Shouldn’t have had those last few drinks Abs. Com’mon just up the stairs to your apartment we go.”

Look out! Look out!
They’re walking around the bed
On their head
Clippity cloppity
Arrayed in braid
Pink elephants on parade

“Toooonnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Hang on Abs. Here’s the bucket.”

What’ll I do?
What’ll I do?
What an unusual view

“Here’s some water.
“There, now lay back. That’s it.”

I can stand the sight of worms
And look at microscopic germs
But technicolor pachyderms
Is really too much for me

“I know Abs.”

I am not the type to faint
When things are odd or things are quaint
But seeing things you know that ain’t
Can certainly give you an awful fright

“Sleep now Abs. I’ll protect you from them.”

What a sight!
Chase ’em away! Chase ’em away!
I’m afraid, need your aid
Pink elephants on parade
Pink elephants…
Pink elephants…
Pink elephants…