Fairly Oddparents, Teen Wolf, Crack Fic

Jen’s Author’s Note: Random out takes in a very odd fusion universe of Fairy Odd Parents/Teen Wolf. Credit for this bunny infection goes to Stephni who happen to ask me “What would happen if Wanda and Cosmo had been assigned to be Stiles Fairy God Parents? Due to Stiles childhood and the worries of what kind of effect that would have on a or a future Spark.
https://samsas1.wordpress.com/2026/03/12/fairy-odd-parents-teen-wolf-ficlets/

Continuing on from her premise, and in a weird mood this morning:

1: POV: Peter’s

Peter was in hell, that was all he could think about. And he had yet to be able to finish off the people who had killed his family. In fact, he had only been able to trace his niece to where she was staying but been able to lure her out to get rid of her and get the Alpha Spark, he DESERVED from the death he had planned for her.
He had unfortunately come across stupid fairies (literally in one case) and been turned from the badass he had been to…. To…. To being CUTE!!!!
A CUTE FLUFFY TEACUP POODLE! How DARE he! Peter growl as the cursed fairy (again literally) grabbed him and named him, HIM, Snookie.

Peter (aka: Snookie) could still feel the Alpha were in him and so BIT the bastard fairy on the nose to get him to change later on the full moon.
There that’ll teach him.
Snookie indeed. That change bite was what the little idiot got for what he did to him, and who knew, maybe, it would even remove the curse on him. Peter gave a “fierce” little growl, before giving up and diving back into the weirdo’s pocket to hide, while the cursed one (HA)’s wife tended to him.

2: POV’s Stiles

It was a good thing Stiles’ dad was working a double as Stiles hit the intruders hard against the wall with his pillow. A muffled growl came out and Stiles’ eyes if in an anime would have had hearts in them as the cutest little poodle staggered out of the bundle of bodies on the floor. His heart melting as he picked the poor thing up from where the dastardly…. Things… had caused him…. Yes, definitely him…. To be hurt. Poor thing.
Wait did he just stick his tongue out at the crowned…. Crown?…. Wings?….. Oh God, Scott got at him again with the roofies didn’t he and dad was going to murder him if he failed the random drug test yet again.
He was clutching the little dog (he was calling it Toto to its growl), to his chest and backing up as his hallucinations got back up and shook their heads. Flying back up and the female pink haired one next to the male green haired one in the shirt and tie, (yup good drugs this time Scott) tried to calm him down. All before the female raised her star tipped wand and…. POOF he was calmer from his panicked state.

A bit of talking, and POOFED food to eat (He hadn’t had a chance to do the shopping yet and the cupboards had been bare) had him realizing this was real and that there was no way anyone would believe him. Though the poodle was certainly enjoying that rare steak now, and Cosmo had literal hearts in his eyes as he watched it eat., a newer scar on Cosmo’s nose showed just what Snookie/Toto (Peter damnit) thought of that.
Stiles thought as hard as he could without his medication, then wished he didn’t need it anymore, and suddenly his thoughts were calm and in order. He nodded at Wanda then looked at Cosmo, and asked him, that if he loved his Snookie so much why didn’t he have beast-speak so they could talk to each other.
Cosmo did so…. Stiles learned new curse words and was eagerly writing them down including all the combinations the were-poodle came out with.

However, Peter was brought back in his human form…. Wanda just had to cover her eyes as it was her turn to wave her magic (non-Harry Potter) wand to put clothes on him. Then an added twirl of the wand and Peter was as sane as he could be considering. Though his vocabulary was still going on just being articulated.
The fact that he was an honest to God werewolf had made Stiles’ Day, and even without the ADHD he was adding in questions left right and center.
It was a good thing it was Saturday as there was no way the kid was going to school this morning.

3: POV: Wanda
It took everything in Wanda to keep her cool over everything that was going down on this latest kid’s introduction to them.
They had actually stayed with Timmy as long as they could, until senility took him then he passed away after his wife did.
Mama Cosma was trying to get her son to drop her again, so she and her husband had escaped the home-like prison Mama Cosma had set up for him without his Wanda or their son who had recently been made a fairy godfather on his own.
Wanda had called in a debt owed to the two of them for things that happened while with Timmy, which got them away from the dimension of the fairy realm and into this one working with a Spark to save him and this part of California where their blessed Timmy had lived oh so long ago.

Stiles was a might older than the usual kids they worked with, but still needed love and attention, and now that they knew what worldly dimension, they were in they could help.
She listened to the poor man named Peter as he explained what had happened to the Hales and the hunters that had taken them out, specifically the Argent Family and the next in line to inherit, Catherine/Kate.
His niece’s action that helped lead to his own madness and his attacking them. With his niece in town to “take care” of the problem. A problem she should have taken care of when she got her powers as Alpha to begin with.
Wanda was surprised that the were in him had noticed that her dear loving husband had been cursed long ago. Resulting in a fishbowl appearing and the two disappearing in it for her husband to get his first real physical from her instead of the two-playing doctor.

Though echoing later through the whole room came the yell of COSMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fini for now
3/12/2026