Teen Wolf, Crack Fic and Drabble

Notice

Derek groaned.
Peter smirked.
Scott raged.
While Stiles smirked.
The Sheriff laughed and agreed so kept it up and made it official.

The item?
A new sign at the entrance to the town saying:

NOTICE:
The Town of Beacon Hills is
No Longer Responsible for;
UFO Abductions, Werewolf Maulings,
Creepy Yeti Hugs, Vampire Romances,
Unsolicited Bigfoot Pics, Unicorn Stabbings,
Pixie Glitter, Chupacabra Bites,
Averaged Sized Centaurs, Sticky Vortexes,
Or Broken Leprechauns.

Signed the Sheriff’s Office.

Fin
7/28/2026