Harry Potter

Oh, What Did I Do

The twins found themselves in a bit of a pickle,
They went out to have a bit of a drink
And woke up miles from home

George was in a field
Wearing a gingham dress
While Fred was attached to a tree
Dress as a fruit

Their heads hurt too bad to get home by magic
While their wands looked like something tragic
George was fruitful with Fred
Getting him out of the tree
While Fred thought George looked fetching

Arm in arm they stagger to the road
Trying to get home
When what do you know
A pub made itself known
The landlord and he’s smiling and beckoning them in
Well, they weren’t no quitter let’s try this again

Fin
9/15/2026