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Evan “Buck” Buckley & Eddie Diaz

Evan “Buck” Buckley
Eddie Diaz
Christopher Diaz
Ramon Diaz

Humor/Crack fic
Song fic: The Truck Got Stuck by Corb Lund

Chris is an enabler of the highest degree
Buck is a true troll

Part of my Traveling series

A/N: Sorry couldn’t help myself

Summery:
Poor Ramon, just innocently showing his state off to his son’s friend when……

The Truck Got Stuck

Ramon Diaz, was being good, honest he was. His son, Eddie, had come all the way to El Paso to mend fences with him. And was soon followed by his best friend, Evan “Buck” Buckley. Who brought Ramon’s twelve-year-old grandson with him as school had just let out.

Chris had wanted to show “Buck” around the countryside when the shame happened and it took calling everyone he knew to get him out of it.

He had hoped the shame wouldn’t linger, but he hadn’t reckoned with what a troll “Buck” was when his grandson was enabling him.

The two had posted highlights of the shame to YouTube for the world to see. With musical accompaniment as sung by “Buck” to boot.

Oh lord what had he ever done to deserve this? As they were playing the video yet again for the visiting family.

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the Ford
With some difficulty

Well more rain than we’d seen for a thousand years
Caused financial joys and biblical fears
It caused some smiles it caused some tears
But more to the point of our story
For The first time in the collective memory
That old brown prairie that had been so dry for so long was very muddy
Boggy and sticky
We’d pull one truck out and get another stuck in
And motors would roar and tires would spin
We’d sink right down, down to the diff, and we’d all take turns and do it again
Till no one could move, we’d call one more friend
Come on out here, we need you…bring your truck

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the Ford
And the Dodge

They got me stuck in the mud, so they couldn’t rehearse
And Chavase too has missed his work
Richie, he now fears the worst, he stood up his ex wife she called him a jerk
Course Holman didn’t have nothing better do to, ‘cept ranch

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the Ford

Well it was truck after truck, we all got stuck
‘cept the big old four by Hutterite truck
We all thought “lord are we in luck!”
But he wouldn’t come anywhere near us
Mighty neighborly, mighty neighborly

So we used a lot of our backs, a little of our brains
We jacked up the jacks, and snugged up the chains
We all did our very best to refrain from shovelin’
We put what timber we had, underneath the wheels
And we was all out of sand, but managed to steal
Two sacks of the best modern canola seed you ever did see
That oughta give us some traction

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the Ford

We spilled genetically modified canola seed
That was genetically modified for controlling the weeds
And for big old yields and margarine oil, raised hell all over that native prairie soil
Agriculture Canada is definitely gonna be looking for us

Maybe he’ll get lucky and have that heart attack after all as the family laughs at the video yet again.